Put Me In The Show!!! - A Cagney Carnation Rant
A lot of people (including myself) are mad that everyone's favorite dancing flower isn't in the Cuphead Show, so I proceeded to put on my Cagney Carnation headcanon voice and angrily monologue about it in my room for literally no one to hear. After that, I decided "This would look so stupid to other people" so I decided to put just the transcript on the internet. Plus, it fits perfectly in this blog since this one's just me posting whatever nonsense I want. If anything in this seems out of character in any way, tell me. So, without further ado, let's begin... _________________ It just ain't right, I tell ya! Anyone who's been on the internet knows who I am or has at least seen what I look like. I'm practically a household name! But did those Netflix big shots give me a shot at the spotlight? Noooo ! Couldn't have even bothered to give their good pal Cagney a chance in the spotlight. I mean, come on! I'm one of the most iconic characters...