Put Me In The Show!!! - A Cagney Carnation Rant

 A lot of people (including myself) are mad that everyone's favorite dancing flower isn't in the Cuphead Show, so I proceeded to put on my Cagney Carnation headcanon voice and angrily monologue about it in my room for literally no one to hear.  After that, I decided "This would look so stupid to other people" so I decided to put just the transcript on the internet. Plus, it fits perfectly in this blog since this one's just me posting whatever nonsense I want. If anything in this seems out of character in any way, tell me.


So, without further ado, let's begin... 

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It just ain't right, I tell ya! Anyone who's been on the internet knows who I am or has at least seen what I look like. I'm practically a household name! But did those Netflix big shots give me a shot at the spotlight? Noooo! Couldn't have even bothered to give their good pal Cagney a chance in the spotlight.

I mean, come on! I'm one of the most iconic characters in that game! Cuphead fans practically begged for me to be in the show, but apparently Netflix cares about no one! Those three idiots from the garden on the entire opposite side of Isle One get their own episode, and don't even get me started on them dimwitted boxin' frog brothers. But me? Ohhhhh no, they just conveniently forget about ol' Cagney Carnation.

And don't even get me started on the blimp's cameo in the second season. I couldn't have at least been on screen for one frame!? It's like they went out of their way to ignore me!

And what about the DLC? That stupid Chalice gets a role before the DLC was even added? They let someone who technically didn't even exist play a part! It's an outrage, I tell ya!!

What if I wanna be a TV star too, huh!? It makes me wanna tear my petals out just thinkin' about it! But hey, who needs 'em? I'll just stick to being the real star of the game. They're the ones missing out, not me, right!? Right...?

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